MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2000 • KUDZU
HOCKEY LEAGUE
TELLERMATE vs. CHUNK
Tellermate 7 • Chunk 8
ATLANTA, GA -- On a surprisingly pleasant December evening,
team Tellermate took on top-rated, Chunk, in a hockey battle
to the death—or at least until the final buzzer.
Star Tellermate center, Greg "not the face, NOT THE FACE!"
Rolnick, was feeling edgy about playing without his usual clear
face shield, but had to admit that the view was somewhat clearer
now that he wasn't seeing things from behind a visor that looked
like the inside of a fogged-up teenage makeout machine. And
this visual improvement manifested itself in Rolnick's play,
as he racked up 2 assists and a goal on a beautiful backhanded
shot from outside the crease that slid past the sprawled out
Chunk goaltender, doing his best "Help! I've fallen and
I can't stop the puck!" routine.
To keep this update relatively brief, our intrepid reporter
would like to point out that, up until the final seconds, it
was anyone's game, and although Tellermate may have lost the
match, they gained some serious respect throughout the league.
After all, in its previous outing, the boys known as "Chunk"
had outscored their opponents 15-3. But not tonight, my friends...not
tonight.
Up next for team Tellermate? Who knows? Nobody's given me that
schedule yet!
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