| 09.10.03 • BARBIE = AGENT
OF MOSSAD
Click the link below and read the news story, THEN read the
advertisement from Rolnick Toys. Ain't religious fervor fun?
Saudi police say Barbie dolls a threat to morality:
http://www.cp.org/english/online/full/oddities/030910/K091012AU.html
From the good people at Rolnick Toys:
INTRODUCING: Bah-bara, the Jewish Barbie doll! Bearing a striking
resemblance to Ms. Streisand, this new doll accurately portrays
a young, Jewish woman of Miami, who is desperate to embrace
her "Jewishness" while trying to outwardly emulate
her shiksa friends.
Bah-bara comes complete with dyed blonde (and straightened!)
hair, a pre and post rhinoplasty nose (check her PDA for the
good doctor's number-- he's a miracle worker!), liposuctioned
waist, thighs, and ankles, and a no-limit charge card at Saks!
Never in the history of the Jewish people has one doll done
so much to piss off so many branches of Islam!
And don't forget! Bah-bara's Jewish lawyer/doctor/pulitzer prize
winning author boyfriend, Kenneth! "Ken," as his "boys"
call him, comes with a luxury sports car, house in the Hamptons,
and pre-signed Ketubah! (Rabbi sold separately)
And now back to the "Fun With Sheik Mullah Omar Hour..."
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