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09.10.03 • BARBIE = AGENT OF MOSSAD

Click the link below and read the news story, THEN read the advertisement from Rolnick Toys. Ain't religious fervor fun?

Saudi police say Barbie dolls a threat to morality:
http://www.cp.org/english/online/full/oddities/030910/K091012AU.html

From the good people at Rolnick Toys:

INTRODUCING: Bah-bara, the Jewish Barbie doll! Bearing a striking resemblance to Ms. Streisand, this new doll accurately portrays a young, Jewish woman of Miami, who is desperate to embrace her "Jewishness" while trying to outwardly emulate her shiksa friends.

Bah-bara comes complete with dyed blonde (and straightened!) hair, a pre and post rhinoplasty nose (check her PDA for the good doctor's number-- he's a miracle worker!), liposuctioned waist, thighs, and ankles, and a no-limit charge card at Saks!

Never in the history of the Jewish people has one doll done so much to piss off so many branches of Islam!

And don't forget! Bah-bara's Jewish lawyer/doctor/pulitzer prize winning author boyfriend, Kenneth! "Ken," as his "boys" call him, comes with a luxury sports car, house in the Hamptons, and pre-signed Ketubah! (Rabbi sold separately)

And now back to the "Fun With Sheik Mullah Omar Hour..."

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