WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2007
HNA TIER 3 FALL/WINTER LEAGUE
LOS PHANTASMOS vs. SEALS
Los Phantasmos 9– Seals 2
WILMETTE, IL – Star centers, Ross “Pier 49”
Gerbasi and Craig “From every angle” Sonnenschein
lead the way as Los Phantasmos thumped the Seals 9-2. Gerbasi
had four points (3 goals, 1 assist) and Sonnenschein a hat
trick as well. Of special note was that Sonnenschein scored
a goal at even strength, on the power play, and even short
handed while on the penalty kill.
Los Phantasmos outstanding special teams went 3 for 3 on the
power play, and killed off all six penalty situations (since
players couldn’t resist taking trips to the box).
The additional goals were scored by Josh “Kojak”
Tallo, Jeremy “Soup” Campbell, and Randy “They
may have to change my nickname from Peaches to Post-op if
I can’t stay healthy” Cochran. Keith “Rock
‘Em, Sock ‘Em” Hales made his presence felt
by contributing three assists.
GAME NOTES: Goalie, AJ “The Big Curmudgeon” Brandt,
picked up his fourth assist of the season when he helped set
up Tallo’s PP goal; Los Phantasmos out shot the Seals
36-19; Speaking of Mr. Tallo, don’t forget to check
out the documentary on our favorite cameraman, set to air
this August on E!. “Shoot me from my good side,”
traces Tallo’s considerable career arc from his humble
beginnings as an extra and fifth DP* on several adult film
sets to his current exploits shooting giant explosions** in
the New Mexico desert. Gripping stuff, truly.
*Not that kind of DP, you sicko.
**Again, get your mind out of the gutter.