greg rolnick
writer • promoter • hockey player


SATURDAY, MARCH 13, 2004 • HNA BEGINNER LEAGUE
PHANTOMS vs. BLACKBEARS

Phantoms 2 -- Blackbears 6

BENSENVILLE, IL – The Chicago Phantoms took to the ice for their first regulation game this past Saturday, and this intrepid reporter is pleased to announce that they were not god awful. Heck, they weren’t even half-bad.

Playing against the Blackbears of Tier 6 (one division above the beginner league), the Phantoms faced an uphill battle. While this was Game One for the Phantoms, this was Game 16 for the .500 Blackbears. Although the pre-game locker room was full of optimism, strategy, and questionable soundtrack music, the first-game jitters were obvious during the opening minutes, and remainder of, the first period. The Phantoms struggled to keep the Blackbears out of their end of the ice, and could only muster a few offensive rushes and one shot on goal. By the end of the period it was 3-0, Blackbears.

As the Phantoms settled down in the second period, the game began to even out. Greg “Look At Him Rock, Look At Him” Rolnick provided the Phantoms first positive exciting moment when he broke free of the defense and went one on one with the Blackbears’ goalie. When his wrist shot was unfortunately denied, the NHL Tonight crew provided their first use of the five-second audio delay to mask Rolnick’s disappointment. The delay would come in handy throughout the game, as Rolnick broke free on several occasions, but couldn’t seem to find the back of the net.

The Phantoms got on the board in the second Period when their captain, Mike Boyd, slid the puck through traffic and past the screened Blackbear’s netminder. On the opposite end of the ice, AJ “A Little More ‘D,’ Boys” Brandt stopped about 80 percent of the shots he faced, including some nifty glove saves and a blocked breakaway attempt (or three).

Down 6-1 with a minute to play, the Phantoms managed to put one more point on the board. With 7.7 seconds on the clock, Phantom's right winger, Dave Deacon, got a hold of a loose puck in the crease and shoved it home. The Phantoms, and their fans in the stands, roared in approval at the moral victory.

With two weeks off, the Phantoms next game is on March 28 vs. another Tier 6 team, the Fireblades.

GAME NOTES: In a move which unintentionally gave his teammates ammunition for taunting, Rolnick’s wife had the referee skate over to the Phantoms’ bench and snap a picture seconds before the opening faceoff…although the Phantoms were outscored 6-2, they increased their shot total each period, while lowering their shots against…Rolnick was held scoreless and was quoted post-game that he hadn’t felt like that since “eighth grade, when Melissa Linde wouldn’t go out with me…”

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