well, he does get points for originality

A few weekends ago*, Kenny was asked to go to the bathroom and do his thing, which he did. I then asked him to get dressed. He didn't. Instead, he opted to do this:



Again, I asked him to get dressed. He opted to do this:



The clothes didn't come back on for, I would conservatively say, about an hour or more.

*Four, to be exact.