mr. manners

Kenny is a little boy. This we know.

Kenny is starting to act more and more like a little boy. This we're finding out.

Mr. Man has discovered that when your nose is running, or there's schmutz on your mouth, napkins or tissues are for suckers. No, a real man uses the back of his hand. Repeatedly.

Overboard and I have tried to discourage this, but it hasn't worked so well. In an effort to thwart this behavioral pattern, Overboard even attempted some modifications to Kenny's appendages at dinner one night. It almost worked. Back to the lab, I suppose.


Step 1: Secure napkin to wrist in question.


Step 2: Wait and see if test subject adapts to new technological modification in positive or negative manner.

Result: Test subject was curious, then oblivious, then reticent. Before conclusive evidence could be provided, test subject removed cleaning implement from appendage, and then proceeded to wipe mouth with appendage in somewhat mocking manner.