喂婴儿*

28 weeks down (and boy is Overboard's uterus tired!).

Professor Goldblatt now weighs in around 2.25 lbs and measures around 14.8 inches from head to heels. Or, in produce terms, Goldblatt is about the size of a Chinese cabbage. However, unlike many Chinese products, we can safely say that Goldblatt is not cheaply constructed or covered in lead paint.

The Prof. can open and close her eyelashed peepers, but it's more reflexive than voluntary. Sort of like Kenny fessing up to having a potty accident.

We've noticed that Overboard's belly seems bigger this time around, so speculation has begun as to whether or not Goldblatt will be bigger than Kenny was at birth, or if she's just a little diva who demands a large dressing room.

*Chinese for "Hello, Baby"