prof. goldblatt's no lemon

Just the size of one.

We've hit week 14 of the pregnancy, which puts Overboard into her second trimester. Since things seem to be following the same trajectory as last time, we're hoping this means she won't be quite as exhausted. I've also been informed that the lack of coffee is not helping the situation.

According to our trusty source, Prof. Goldblatt now measures around 3.5 inches from top to bottom, or about the size of a lemon. The good professor can squint, frown, grimace, urinate and maybe suck on a thumb. Which is an interesting sight to ponder: The professor concentrating with all of his/her might, while pondering just what that odd sensation "down below" is. Then, outta nowhere, he/she pees, causing those same facial muscles to move from intense focus to relaxed perplexity. Luckily, the professor knows that, while it isn't polite to pee on your Mommy, it's totally cool to pee in her belly. Good times.