prof. goldblatt is the apple of overboard's belly

Welcome to Week 15.

Prof. Goldblatt is now somewhere around four inches long and weighs roughly 2.5 ounces, or, approximately the size of an apple. A Granny Smith or Red Delicious, I can't really say.

The Professor is working on developing his/her lungs, and can move all of her joints and limbs - which will be helpful for working on break dancing moves or pop n' locking to help pass the time. The Professor's eyes are still fused shut, but he/she can sense light. Given Kenny's love of shining our small flashlight everywhere, this could prove to be an interesting experiment: Shine the light on Overboard's belly and see if Goldblatt moves away from it (or, if the Professor takes after me, towards the spotlight).

Finally, Prof. Goldblatt is forming taste buds. There's not much to taste at the moment, but you wanna be ready for when the good stuff comes down. For instance, Overboard has commented recently that she has a bizarre craving for the Olive Garden, even though she's never been.

"It just looks delicious."

Pregnant ladies, I tells ya. They're full of surprises.