m-jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

When talking to one another in front of Kenny, Overboard and I try to use the names, "Mommy" and "Daddy." Why? Well, you don't want your toddler calling you by your first name. It's just not right.

But no parents are perfect, and sometimes we do use our "real names" in front of the boy.

Consequently, Kenny has lately begun to scream, "M-J" at the top of his lungs, when he means to say, "Mommy." Well, that's sort of true. He totally means to say "M-J," we just tell him he means (and needs) to say, "Mommy."

On a related note, I dare you to try and keep a straight face when your toddler is sitting on the potty bellowing your significant other's name.

Parenting. It's a process.