daddy doesn't like to be peed on

No, really.

The other day, Kenny got all squirmy and yelly on the potty. Instead of sitting still and pointing his lil' junk down (like Daddy asked him to), he reared back and screamed. Thus, his lil' junk was aimed up. And then it went off. And then Daddy got peed on before he could help re-target the weapon.

So lemme just say it again for emphasis: Daddy doesn't like to be peed on. Okay then.