capt. hardass

Tonight we turned a bit of a corner in the potty training world. After a disastrous weekend of accidents galore, I had a long talk with the daycare folks about our current game plan.

When Kenny and I got home, I stopped being Professor Evenkeel - Happy Go Lucky Man About Town - and turned into my new alter ego, Captain Hardass (a no-nonsense drill sergeant, hell bent on potty training the youth of America).

When Kenny tried to goof around instead of getting undressed and on the potty, Captain Hardass sprung into action, unleashing a fury of seriousness and intent as yet unknown to young Mr. K. Let's just say I confused him into compliance, and maybe, just maybe, a touch of respect. But I'll settle for compliance. And some pee and poop. As weird as that may sound.