comrade has received glorious spam to help the workers of the world

The other day I received my first-ever Russian spam email. As in, the email was in Russian. In actual Cyrillic. I wasn't annoyed or confused, I was thrilled! Why this entertained me to no end I can't rightly say. I think it may just be because it's different and unique. In theory.

Here's the email I received:

КАДРОВОЕ АГЕНТСТВО
предлагает Вам помощь в подборе персонала для Вашей компании.

Мы подбираем персонал под конкретные задачи компании-заказчика на очень выгодных условиях.

т: 8(985)136`15`2б

According to the translation device over at Google, it reads thusly in English:

STAFFING AGENCY offers assistance in the selection of personnel for your company. We select personnel for specific tasks of a customer company on very favorable terms. T: 8 (985) 136 `15` 26

So this is great. If I'm in need of a Russian assistant or other personnel, I know where to turn.

This has nothing to do with Kenny or Overboard, or even our suburban world. It just cracked me up and I had to share. I'm sure you feel better now that I did.

прощается! (Dasvedayna!)