mr. zero gravity

One of the best ways to diffuse a perturbed Kenny these days is to grab him by the waist and hang him upside down for a bit. This usually turns any sort of protests, no matter how earsplitting, into a fit of giggles. Maybe it's the rush of blood to the head, or quick change of perspective on the world, but it (almost) never fails.

If I can somehow pull this maneuver off until he's about 18 or so, I think I'm in the clear.