the parental seder prayer

If He had given us cereal, and had not given us a bottle — Dayenu!

If He had given us a bottle, and not a full serving of sweet potatoes — Dayenu!

If He had given us sweet potatoes, and had not changed the dirty diaper it produced - Dayenu!

If He had changed the dirty diaper, and not emptied out the diaper champ - Dayenu!

(and so on)