all i want for passover are my two front teeth

Kenny's two bottom teeth have gotten lonely, so he's working on a new set of "uppers" that will be joining their friends soon. If you push his top lip back a little, or peer at him from just the right viewing angle, you can see the big ol' honkers coming in up top. I have also verified their existence by applying some 4am Orajel to the sensitive area, which always goes over well. Of course, I don't react too kindly when someone tries to shove their finger in my mouth, so who am I to point fingers? (so to speak)

Since getting photographic evidence of these new choppers is somewhat challenging at the moment, you'll just have to settle for the artistic rendering of one of the new teeth as pictured above*. But never fear, once those pearly whites have made their official debut, we'll snap a few paparazzi dental shots for your viewing pleasure!


*Editor's Note: Kenny's new teeth may or may not be crowned with a cowboy hat. Only time will tell.