"well, how do you define 'torture,' daddy?"

The following is from the Urban Dictionary:
Purple Nurple -
1) The act of grabbing and twisting a nipple of another person, one's self, and even occasionally other mammals
2) A nurple that is purple

Yes, Kenny has developed a love of grabbing and twisting things, often done before Overboard has had a chance to trim his razor sharp nails. While my little camp counselor in training has a penchant for doing this to the inside of my arm while I'm bottle feeding him, he has been known, on occasion, to go for my nipples. Considering how small my nipples are (yeah, I said it, and I'm okay with that), I'm somewhat impressed. Well, after the pain subsides I'm impressed. Before that, I'm in agony.

To add insult to injury, according to Overboard, I'm not allowed to chastise him too severely, or react in general, to these attacks. This has not stopped me, however, from howling in pain at, say, 3:35am while near a baby monitor that may, or may not be, linked to another baby monitor near Overboard's sleeping head. I'm just sayin'.