i'm not just the president, i'm also a client

Like many children his age, Kenny suffers from IPB (Infant Pattern Baldness). The area on the back of his head has been slowly shedding hair as he spends so much time on his back. Now, we know that the hair will grow back, but for now, he's got some follicle deficiencies he's not really that comfortable with. You can imagine the grief he thinks he's gonna get when he starts daycare next month. The other unfortunate situation is that toupees just don't come in extra-extra-extra small sizes. Of course, maybe there's a market for that. Imagine all of the babies who don't have any hair at all!

Lucky for Kenny, his mommy (and daddy) love him no matter how hirsute he may be.