overboard should get a job on tin pan alley

Overboard wanted to write a song to sing to Kenny, so she got to work coming up with lyrics. The original version was unfortunately changed due to the people over at standards and practices, but it went something like this:

(to the tune of "Rosie O'Grady"...yeah, no one else who wasn't born in the '30s knows this one either, except my wife)
Sweet Kenny Rolnick, the apple of my eye
You are so delicious, yes, you're such a cutie pie
You eat just like a champ, and burp just like a trucker
Oh, Kenny Rolnick, you're one bad ass &*(^%$#@!&%$

The revised version now goes:
Sweet Kenny Rolnick, the apple of my eye
You are so delicious, yes, you're such a cutie pie
I'm wrapped around your finger, for you I am a sucker
You eat just like a champ, and burp just like a trucker.

Word on the streets is that the censored version can be found online somewhere. Crazy kids and their internets...