my wife, the pregnant vampire

Overboard has become hyper-aware of garlic. Somehow, her sense of smell has taken a quantum leap forward, but really only when it comes to pungent condiments. In the span of two days, she complained to me that in addition to myself, three other people who stood within 15 feet of her must have eaten something with garlic in it. She emphasized that everyone absolutely "reeked of garlic" and it was extremely disturbing to her that people would so carelessly disregard her olfactory senses.

Being the supportive husband I am, I proceeded to use a sentence full of "h's" at close range.

"How's that Honey? How can you have come to that horrible conclusion? Heaven help us."

She tried to smack me, but luckily her cat-like mom reflexes haven't kicked in yet. Yet.